Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day ...

Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a porsche fast and powerful." ...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." ...